According to a story in the Daily Mail out of the UK, a photographer caught a Zebra trying to cross the Mara River in the Masai Mara Game Ranch in Kenya. Unfortunately for the Zebra (we’ll call him Donk from now on), he was caught by a few hungry crocodiles (we’ll call them sharks from now, see the story developing here?). If you likened it to a game of poker…
Pre flop the donk tried to raise but was instacalled -
He bet big on the flop and was called yet again -
He almost got away with a check-raise on the turn -
But was called after only a few seconds -
After pushing all in on the river, it was over as the villain snap called with the nuts -
Donk Down -
The End.