HELLMUTH GOT RUN OVER BY A COWBOY

(sung to “Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer”)

Hellmuth got run over by a Cowboy

At a final table on TV.

You may not believe in Alabama Cowboys,

But as for me and Hellmuth, we believe.

Phil would wonder how he’d keep shovin’

With what could not have been too much.

But when Phil finally had the guts to call him,

Hoyt would calmly show him the stone cold nuts.

Phil knew it had to just be awful timing,

That soon enough he’d catch Hoyt with rags.

But in the end the Poker Brat was ranting

And Hoyt walked out dragging money bags.

Hellmuth got run over by a Cowboy

At a final table on TV.

You may not believe in Alabama Cowboys,

But as for me and Hellmuth, we believe.

Now Phil went off and planned his vengeance,

Telling all who’d listen Hoyt’s a fish.

One day he’ll be able to trap him,

And Phil would be the one walking away rich.

They met at several final tables,

And many crucial hands were dealt.

The Cowboy stuck to shoving all-in,

And knocking Hellmuth’s stack down to the felt.

Hellmuth got run over by a Cowboy

At a final table on TV.

You may not believe in Alabama Cowboys,

But as for me and Hellmuth, we believe!

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In a world where winning is everything yet nothing is familiar, Dorothy (Liz Lieu), along with her dog Toto (Toto Leonidas), try to find the key to winning the world’s biggest poker event. Along the way, she meets a Scarecrow (Gus Hansen), a Tin Man (Barry Greenstein), and a Cowardly Lion (Mike Matusow) who help her learn about herself and join her quest to find the only man with the answer: The Wizard of Odds.

Until the next installment, follow the yellow brick road to Aced. Dorothy did!

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