HELLMUTH GOT RUN OVER BY A COWBOY

(sung to “Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer”)

Hellmuth got run over by a Cowboy

At a final table on TV.

You may not believe in Alabama Cowboys,

But as for me and Hellmuth, we believe.

Phil would wonder how he’d keep shovin’

With what could not have been too much.

But when Phil finally had the guts to call him,

Hoyt would calmly show him the stone cold nuts.

Phil knew it had to just be awful timing,

That soon enough he’d catch Hoyt with rags.

But in the end the Poker Brat was ranting

And Hoyt walked out dragging money bags.

Hellmuth got run over by a Cowboy

At a final table on TV.

You may not believe in Alabama Cowboys,

But as for me and Hellmuth, we believe.

Now Phil went off and planned his vengeance,

Telling all who’d listen Hoyt’s a fish.

One day he’ll be able to trap him,

And Phil would be the one walking away rich.

They met at several final tables,

And many crucial hands were dealt.

The Cowboy stuck to shoving all-in,

And knocking Hellmuth’s stack down to the felt.

Hellmuth got run over by a Cowboy

At a final table on TV.

You may not believe in Alabama Cowboys,

But as for me and Hellmuth, we believe!

The Wizard of Odds - Part One

In a world where winning is everything yet nothing is familiar, Dorothy (Liz Lieu), along with her dog Toto (Toto Leonidas), try to find the key to winning the world’s biggest poker event. Along the way, she meets a Scarecrow (Gus Hansen), a Tin Man (Barry Greenstein), and a Cowardly Lion (Mike Matusow) who help her learn about herself and join her quest to find the only man with the answer: The Wizard of Odds.

Until the next installment, follow the yellow brick road to Aced. Dorothy did!

The Wizard of Odds - Coming soon

Edit: The first installment is here!

You can view it by clicking here.

It’s a Wondurrrrful Life (Part Two)

We proudly present the second installment of “It’s a Wondurrrrful Life” for your viewing pleasure.

Stay tuned for the final installment of “It’s a Wondurrrrful Life”! In the meantime, watch Gobbo eat some Cake.

Gustav the Red Full Tilt Pro

Sung to “Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer”

Gustav the Red Full Tilt Pro

Used to ship his chips in light,

And if you ever saw him,

You would say he makes Eli look tight.

All of the other players

Used to laugh and call him lame.

They never let poor Gustav

Play in any Full Tilt games.

Then Gus won three Double-You Pee Tees,

And Howard came to say:

“Gustav with your fame so bright,

Please be a red pro at my site!”

Now all the players love him,

And they chat him up with glee:

“Let us sit down at your table

And give you all of our monies.”

“We’ll give you all of our monies!”

Gus may play at Full Tilt but I wouldn’t be surprised to see an ace up his sleeve before too long…

It’s a Wondurrrrful Life

We’re proud to announce a new addition to the Twisted Gambler lineup. As part of a new section we’re going to call The Muck, we present you with It’s a Wondurrrrful Life.

More to come! You can follow the adventures of durrrr yourself by railing him at Full Tilt Poker.