Gustav the Red Full Tilt Pro
November 22, 2008 by TG
Sung to “Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer” 
Gustav the Red Full Tilt Pro
Used to ship his chips in light,
And if you ever saw him,
You would say he makes Eli look tight.
All of the other players
Used to laugh and call him lame.
They never let poor Gustav
Play in any Full Tilt games.
Then Gus won three Double-You Pee Tees,
And Howard came to say:
“Gustav with your fame so bright,
Please be a red pro at my site!”
Now all the players love him,
And they chat him up with glee:
“Let us sit down at your table
And give you all of our monies.”
“We’ll give you all of our monies!”
Gus may play at Full Tilt but I wouldn’t be surprised to see an ace up his sleeve before too long…
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