HELLMUTH GOT RUN OVER BY A COWBOY
December 30, 2008 by TG
(sung to “Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer”)
Hellmuth got run over by a Cowboy
At a final table on TV.
You may not believe in Alabama Cowboys,
But as for me and Hellmuth, we believe.
Phil would wonder how he’d keep shovin’
With what could not have been too much.
But when Phil finally had the guts to call him,
Hoyt would calmly show him the stone cold nuts.
Phil knew it had to just be awful timing,
That soon enough he’d catch Hoyt with rags.
But in the end the Poker Brat was ranting
And Hoyt walked out dragging money bags.
Hellmuth got run over by a Cowboy
At a final table on TV.
You may not believe in Alabama Cowboys,
But as for me and Hellmuth, we believe.
Now Phil went off and planned his vengeance,
Telling all who’d listen Hoyt’s a fish.
One day he’ll be able to trap him,
And Phil would be the one walking away rich.
They met at several final tables,
And many crucial hands were dealt.
The Cowboy stuck to shoving all-in,
And knocking Hellmuth’s stack down to the felt.
Hellmuth got run over by a Cowboy
At a final table on TV.
You may not believe in Alabama Cowboys,
But as for me and Hellmuth, we believe!
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