If Michael Knight played poker
November 27, 2008 by TG
He would dominate the game. Think about it, KITT had all those special powers like being able to drive on water and turn on those boosters to jump over the bad guys. When Michael was a dumbass and got caught by the bad guys, KITT would come crashing through the walls and shit and save Michael.
Michael Knight could play live poker and KITT could help him through that little earpiece thingie that they used. He would know every players hole cards, obv.
KITT could play as bot online easily. No question what that outcome would be. In fact, if I was going to own a bot to dominate online poker it would have to be KITT. A cool ass poker bot that doubles as a black Trans Am that shoots out flames and shit? Sign me up.
I’m sure by now KITT is integrated with Google Maps, probably has all of the newest iPhone apps built into his little center console thing, and of course can Twitter so everyone knows what’s up.
Enough said.
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