The Wizard of Odds – Part One
In a world where winning is everything yet nothing is familiar, Dorothy (Liz Lieu), along with her dog Toto (Toto Leonidas), try to find the key to winning the world’s biggest poker event. Along the way, she meets a Scarecrow (Gus Hansen), a Tin Man (Barry Greenstein), and a Cowardly Lion (Mike Matusow) who help [...]
Gustav the Red Full Tilt Pro
November 22, 2008 by TG · Leave a Comment
Sung to “Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer”
Gustav the Red Full Tilt Pro
Used to ship his chips in light,
And if you ever saw him,
You would say he makes Eli look tight.
All of the other players
Used to laugh and call him lame.
They never let poor Gustav
Play in any Full Tilt games.
Then Gus won three Double-You Pee Tees,
And Howard [...]
