HELLMUTH GOT RUN OVER BY A COWBOY
December 30, 2008 by TG · Leave a Comment
(sung to “Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer”)
Hellmuth got run over by a Cowboy
At a final table on TV.
You may not believe in Alabama Cowboys,
But as for me and Hellmuth, we believe.
Phil would wonder how he’d keep shovin’
With what could not have been too much.
But when Phil finally had the guts to call him,
Hoyt [...]
