Tom “durrrr” Dwan has a twin brother

Twisted Gambler has uncorked what is sure to send shock waves throughout the online poker community. Tom Dwan, also known as “durrr” playing the nose bleed stakes at Full Tilt Poker, has a twin brother. Long abandoned by his big brother (Tom is almost 4 minutes older than his little brother), Tim Dwan is pissed and he has made it clear to this reporter that he wants to be compensated.

It’s a sad commentary on the US attitude of entitlement but often a very common event once a family member learns of another family member who’s “made it big”.  While reading his monthly copy of “Ventriloquist Quarterly”, Tim Dwan saw a small side item about one of his “peers” running into Tom after a show at the Bellagio.

Tim showed up in Vegas the very next day and began to search for his brother in earnest. Rather than end his search in vain, Tim asked Twisted Gambler to help. We didn’t have to look any further than the chat box at FTP at Rail Heaven.

When confronted with details of his twin brother still being alive, Tom replied “I thought that bastard died after the wood chipper incident. It was a complete accident, obv but if that dude is looking for money he’s out of his mind”.

Tim had little to offer in terms of a reply other than to say, “The wood chipper incident is matter of interpretation and my attorneys will present our version very soon”.

While it’s the policy here at Twisted to remain neutral on legal matters between brothers, we still can’t get over the resemblance these two have. Regardless of whether Tom really did try to turn his brother into a box of toothpicks, we believe that these two will ultimately resolve their differences.